Similar to a concert resume, a strip club resume is a complete and comprehensive list of strip clubs one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow strip club goers. This resume lists the establishments, but is even more interesting when it includes names of dancers who caught one's attention or were exceptional at their craft.
My strip club resume so far has 5 clubs and more than 25 strippers listed. May it continue to prosper and grow till I am too poor, or too married, to go.
by suicune456 July 5, 2010
when u are broke which results you only having really small bills in your wallet: I.E. only 1's and 5's
me: dude, dave you have a huge case of having a strip club wallet u got like 30 bucks in ones man:
Dave; shutup man, im dead broke
Dave; shutup man, im dead broke
by King Leonidas22 February 14, 2009
What a creeper wears to a strip club/gentleman's club/titty bar. Which consists of a long sleeve Tee or thermal shirt, sneakers or Tim's(work boots) and the most important article of the attire... The swishy pants(running pants made of wind breaker material) these pants are worn so that when he goes of a lap dance or couch dance he feel everything against his erect penis, and even cum in his pants and it won't leak through so his dancer of choice is none the wiser of his climatic explosion. The beginner or inexeperienced patron will have on actual sweat pants, he will quickly realize his mistake when he sees a nice wet spot in the groin region.
His creeper ass went to the 'titty bar' wearing his "strip club tux", pre-stocked with $1 bills to get his rocks off.
by Rlee4123 January 7, 2013
When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.
Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.
Friend:strip-club flashbang?
Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
Friend:strip-club flashbang?
Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
by Deadb4uhearit August 13, 2013
An adult entertainment club that features pre-op transgender women or men. A lot like the transgender women you can find at Hush Night promoted by Lennox love entertainment.
by Lenoxloveent October 4, 2018
We need to get strip club drunk before we head to the strip club in the double-wide trailer.
Yo, Jon was strip club drunk last night. It was nuts.
Yo, Jon was strip club drunk last night. It was nuts.
by jwkdrw August 7, 2010
That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.
Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.
Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?
Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?
by El Wappo. May 21, 2020