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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

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How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

stinkhammer 

Popular slang term for penis.
I gave her the stinkhammer and asked for more!
stinkhammer by Rico Bravo January 14, 2006

Stricthammer 

Similar to the Banhammer, but wielded by parents in an attempt to destroy any potential plans to get high, drunk, or engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.
Jonny: Is Nathan coming to the rave tonight?
Casey: No, his parents brought down the stricthammer on him.
Stricthammer by UDLabrador February 12, 2009

stringar 

A person who is sexually attracted to string.
Dude 1 : Wow look at that string. Im so turned on
Dude 2 : Man your such a stringar
stringar by Manuel Noriega April 6, 2005
Someone that is very tall and skinny, i.e. lanky

Word comes from 'stringbean'
"Hey stringa, hows the weather up there"
stringa by someguy May 13, 2005

Stringbag 

Nickname given to the Fairey Swordfish, a Royal Navy carrier-based Torpedo Bomber of WWII. This archaic-looking biplane was made famous by the Taranto Raid of 1940, in which 21 Swordfishes completley decimated the Italian Fleet.
Stringbag by JonathanChance September 29, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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