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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

stinkhammer 

Popular slang term for penis.
I gave her the stinkhammer and asked for more!
stinkhammer by Rico Bravo January 14, 2006

Stricthammer 

Similar to the Banhammer, but wielded by parents in an attempt to destroy any potential plans to get high, drunk, or engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.
Jonny: Is Nathan coming to the rave tonight?
Casey: No, his parents brought down the stricthammer on him.
Stricthammer by UDLabrador February 12, 2009

stringar 

A person who is sexually attracted to string.
Dude 1 : Wow look at that string. Im so turned on
Dude 2 : Man your such a stringar
stringar by Manuel Noriega April 6, 2005
Someone that is very tall and skinny, i.e. lanky

Word comes from 'stringbean'
stringa by someguy May 13, 2005

Stringbag 

Nickname given to the Fairey Swordfish, a Royal Navy carrier-based Torpedo Bomber of WWII. This archaic-looking biplane was made famous by the Taranto Raid of 1940, in which 21 Swordfishes completley decimated the Italian Fleet.
Stringbag by JonathanChance September 29, 2003