stray cat fever

When a person, sometimes despite having a home of thier own, wonders from place to place wearing out their welcome and burning bridges along the way without returning to thier own home. These places typically consist of the residence of friends or distance relatives. A person suffering from this affliction will often discard cleanliness and, when female, will sleep with countless partners as long as drugs and shelter are provided.

That girl has stray cat fever worse than her mom did. Give her a couple beers and she's ready to move in. How are we going to get rid of her.

by notsurewhyweneedthis February 22, 2010

Stray Cat Strut

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
I ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air
Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies cat
I'm a feline Casanova, hey man that's that
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can
Don't go crossing my path
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight

Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy"
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy"
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style

Stray Cat Strut

by Death Menace February 18, 2023