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Strathallan 

Strathallan is an independent publc school located in Forgandeny, Perthshire.

The pupils that go, or have gone here, can be identified as trying very hard to portray an image that they would like to associate with, this includes Wealth, Class and general academic prowess.

Examples of trying to portray wealth would include wearing Adidas and using clean needles. They attempt to project their class by changing their underwear every week.

It is fortunate for the school's academic record that establishments like Napier have now been made into a University so that they can continue their claim that 95% of pupils go to one.

They pupils are also known for indulging in homosexual behaviour. It is rumoured that docking was first established at this 'school' in 1954 (the first known example).


I met this boy from Strathallan the other day it was a shame, but I noticed that he couldn't pronounce his name (Tom).

Strathallan by Nick H Scotland November 2, 2008
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Strathallan 

The kind of person you will only ever meet one of. You should spend your time well with this person, as their messages and thoughts are quite valuable. However, dont let their rough exterior put you off. Inside every Strathallan there is nothing but heart. A rare find.
"Wow, you look smarter now."

"Really? I just talked to a Strathallan"
Strathallan by Strathallan October 13, 2008
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strathalbyn 

a town in south australia. it is a hole (both metaphorically and literally) that kids get dragging into by their parents who want a change of scenery. Strathalbyn, much like milang, is a place where you have to dig your way out if you ever want to leave. once you get out of the clutches of strathalbyn, run and don't stop for the love of fuck!

attractions: woolworths, surf n skate, duck park. best street is Parker Ave, and the further out you get, the stranger the people get. Nine Mile road is a two way track to hell, which makes the Milang bus from MCC a giant piece of shit.
kid going in for a job interview in adelaide:
boss: "so, where do you live?"
kid: "strathalbyn."
*boss scribbles out name as potential employee*

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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