Strasbourg Decay

CLIMBING TERMINOLOGY - A bouldering game where players attempt every route in the gym in order of location (i.e. left to right). Named for the town in France where a large portion of the inhabitance perished because they could not stop dancing, you will surely feel like a 16th century villager who will soon die of fatigue.

RULES: An attempt must include muscle engagement and some realistic effort

WARNING: only one round of the Strasbourg decay should be attempted per week. MAY CAUSE INJURY

SYNONYMS: Strassy, Strassy D., Strasburg delirium, climbing apoptosis

"Why are you vomiting?"
"EUGHBLEHRGHHH the *gasp* Strasbourg Decay EUGRHHHLEH"

Strasbourg Decay by ieatcrayon December 7, 2022

Strasbourg Decay

CLIMBING TERMINOLOGY - A bouldering game where players attempt every route in the gym in order of location (i.e. left to right). Named for the town in France where a large portion of the inhabitance perished because they could not stop dancing, you will surely feel like a 16th century villager who will soon die of fatigue.

RULES: An attempt must include muscle engagement and some realistic effort

WARNING: only one round of the Strasbourg decay should be attempted per week. MAY CAUSE INJURY

SYNONYMS: Strassy, Strassy D., Strasburg delirium, climbing apoptosis

"Why are you vomiting?"
"EUGHBLEHRGHHH the *gasp* Strasbourg Decay EUGRHHHLEH"

Strasbourg Decay by ieatcrayon December 7, 2022

Strasburged 

The act of becoming scared or trepidatious before, during, or after confrontation.

Look at that kid, he strasburged so hard after the Captain question him.

Strasburged by burg January 14, 2015

strasburg ohio 

Welcome to Strasburg Ohio! The people in this town act like friends even if they hate eachother because the town is so small they only live a couple houses down. The only things to do are ride tractors and do many extreme levels of illegal drugs, and sometimes over dose on over the counter. If you are debating on dating someone from this town, you might as well just move there because wants you go to the burg you never leave.

Let's go to the burg! (Strasburg Ohio)

strasburg ohio by Sevcifdel April 6, 2017

Strasburg 

A town settled in the mountanis of Virginia where kids have nothing to do but act like wiggers, smoke weed, pop pills and fight.

Where do you live?
Strasburg.
Dude, I'm sorry.

Strasburg by R. Cain May 17, 2011

Strasburg Virginia 

Small town in Shenandoah County, Virginia. A rural mountain valley paradise for many people aiming to settle down or escape the hustle and bustle of urban areas. With an average of 150 in each graduating class, everyone knows everyone. The town has holiday celebrations such as Mayfest, Octoberfest, and the Christmas Parade which many towns don't, and that's one thing that makes Strasburg great. It does have its fair share of drugs, sluts, and trashy kids but sorry kids, those are everywhere. Otherwise, from seeing the mayor's smiling face to watching Rec League soccer down at the park, this little town is the friendliest around.

Name a place without a walmart.
Strasburg Virginia!

I feel like going to a parade, but it's may.
Go to Strasburg, Virginia!

I want to know everyone in my school.
Head on down to Strasburg Virginia!

Strasburg Virginia by Strasburgian December 6, 2010

Starsburg

A city in Northeast Ohio founded by a Donald.... Summerrrheldner. Most residence have valid, corrections not valid. Wait, valid 11's uhhhhhhhhh. The cities primary focus is spelling and arrogance.

That returns to a (name) of Starsburg.

Starsburg by GB4lyfe July 13, 2017