Person 1: I've got a hot date this weekend, and I've had four G&Ts, so wax me senseless.

Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?

Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.

"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."

Skip the sprinkles by Eunuchorn November 1, 2012

Spronkles

A high societal group of intellectual human beings who have mastered the art of creating master piece videos and putting them on the popular platform, "YouTube." This group is highly respected for many feats such as purchasing over 100 McDonalds chicken McNuggets in one trip, launching several songs on Soundcloud, and parading through town in unicorn onesies.

Mmmm, those Spronkles are amazing! I love their high quality forms of entertainment!

Spronkles by TheSpronkles June 12, 2021

Sprankle

To spread/sprinkle joy, happiness and pure awesomeness, leaving a trail of said awesomeness behind you wherever one may pass...

Sarah sprankled harder than anyone you imaginable.

or

Keep Calm and Sprankle On!

Sprankle by six1seven1 March 13, 2014

Strangle

Choke by putting hands or something else around the neck.

Strangle my mother and I'll spray your brains all over that wall.

Strangle by Rohan November 16, 2003

Donut with sprinkles

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."

Donut with sprinkles by SimianFriday March 5, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026