n- When a female becomes excessively inebriated and passes out, and a male ejaculates on both of her eyelids and lets the semen harden before she wakes up, causing her to be unable to open her eyelids when she regains consciousness.
That bitch that I straightjacketed last night lost it when she came to this morning.
by creech12 February 22, 2009
A term for gay people to use when they have to hide their homosexuality for some reason.
My mom is coming into town so me and my boyfriend Keith had to put on our straight jackets and pretend we're just roommates.
by JoeO December 07, 2007