straighten up

verb: to hide gay-themed decor or other items in one's home to prepare a visit by friends or family who don't know that one is gay.

I need to straighten up my apartment before mom comes next week—can I store the Bruce Weber coffee-table books and Sunset Boulevard posters at your place?

by zip10011 June 10, 2010

straighten out

means to duff somebody...kill em. Kill a dude them have the morgue staighten him out so they can put him in the casket.

..."I'm about to go straighten out this homo"

Mike: "Aye, you hear about Chris?"
Tony: "Yea, I heard some dude from Philly came to town and straightened his ass out, I guess it was some old business."

by B-G May 20, 2008

banana straightener

straightens bananas straight

how in the hortense do i straiten my bananas without a banana straitener.

by fabrizio February 23, 2005

Hair Straightener

When pubic hair is caught in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; usually in a painful way. Almost always accidental.

Dude, I got a gnarly Hair Straightener last night!

by wordier January 10, 2014

straightening up the closet

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.

He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

by bryanaka March 15, 2015

hair straightener hickey

burns on the neck from hair straighteners that look like hickeys.

Everyone thought it was a real hickey, but it was just a hair straightener hickey.

by chicken burrito September 27, 2011

straightening my hair

a heated device where you put your hair in between to hot plates and it makes them straight. the people using them either want to have straight hair, or look like asians.

straightening my hair will work perfectly for my asian halloween costume!

by Murry23 June 17, 2009