| 1. | Straightass | ||
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-adjective 1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal 2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal. -noun 1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual. -adjective
"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush" "Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole" -noun 1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?" 2."What...?" 1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket" 2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass" 1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. " |
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