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169.
A life choice made by those who's ego is the most defining characteristic they have. This ego is then justifed by, the belief that they are some how better than everyone else. These people are usually virgins with no friends, and like sheep, herd together to help boost each others egos. Straightedge, is a definition of a person who can't make a positive choice without fitting perfectly into a prearranged demographic. These people choose abstinence as a means to self justify. Meanwhile, their constant battle against temptation, coupled with their giant egos, causes them to become depressed, which they act out, (again with the support of the herd) in violence, and judgement of others.
These people don't understand that true positive choice goes much deeper than a tattoo and doesn't make u better or worse than anyone, or that we all have our own choices to make. and our own consequences .
"hey who's that guy with the tattoo on his face that was crying in the corner, and is now punching on with a random that was walking past?"

oh thats 'John'... he's straightedge
by normal society January 10, 2011
 
170.
The lifestyle choice for those with a superiority complex, but nothing to back it up. Followers are often pale/skinny/socially awkward
D&D nerds don't get to really look down on enough people, so I think I'll try straigh-edge
by megabyte800 February 13, 2005
 
171.
sXe

No Drugs
No Drinking
No Sex
No Fun
My friend Coral* refuses to do drugs, drink, have sex before marriage, or even look at porn because she is straight edge.

*Indicates name has been changed
by Your Bitch December 27, 2004
 
172.
totally gay emo belief, another thing they started doing to show how different they ar ebut they all ended up doing it and once again became all the same.
straight edge xxx emo kids are fags, all of them. and they paint x's on there hands to hide the self mutilation they impose. fags
by Byronhoudini July 10, 2006
 
173.
A nicer word for the term "Pussy". They think they are tough but really bake cookies for each other and enjoy each others company at hardcore shows because rather than getting a life, or a girlfriend, they slam dance to 3 chord music.

Joe:D00D I AM TEH Straight Edge PH33R ME!
Bob:Shut up, pussy.
by kekekekelololol April 12, 2006
 
174.
An attempt to give an abstinence policy a 'street' name so they don't realise that they're missing all the fun.
"I'm straight edge."
"Pffahahahahaha."
by Easty September 15, 2005
 
175.
An excuse to fight people and get dumb tattoos.
Did you see that guy at the show with the beer talking shit about your sleeve? Let's go beat him up because we're xtoughx and don't have to take that.
by Hayley Reno July 11, 2005