by Jaxx1671 December 31, 2005
SJW: if you are Straight, White, and a Male, then you are literally hitler, and are a disgrace to humanity.
Straight White Males: Hi
SJW:"Triggered"
Straight White Males: Hi
SJW:"Triggered"
by Obamagaming32 December 12, 2020
1. The average white male that is usually normal
2. The thing that everybody blames for every little thing that happens
Straight White Men aren't bad in general only some of them are, but not all.
2. The thing that everybody blames for every little thing that happens
Straight White Men aren't bad in general only some of them are, but not all.
Twitter and Buzzfeed: Straight White Men suck!1
Tumblr: I like certain Straight White Man and others that do bad things!1!
YouTube: everyone either sucks or is good I don't know.
Tumblr: I like certain Straight White Man and others that do bad things!1!
YouTube: everyone either sucks or is good I don't know.
by Zach the internet guy December 13, 2022
1 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual
2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)
2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)
Joe: "Hey, wanna get some coffee?"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"
by verygentlemen December 23, 2021
Synonym for fuckboy. Also called SWB.
We all know them, we've all heard about them and we all dread being approached by one. These so-called straight white boys are commonly luring on social media and dating apps.
They're white, obnoxious, have no sense of tact or respect, and their standard reply is "haha and then what ;)"
They turn normal conversations into sexting in the blink of an eye and if you're not careful, you'll get a faceful of dick pics.
Do not startle the SWB tho! If you reject him too clearly, he'll go in defense mode. Common strategies are "ur not pretty enough any way haha" or "jk. Lol"
Whatever you do tho, don't mention the words "chilling" "going to take a shower" or "netflix" as this seems to trigger the response "haha. What would you do if I were with you? ;)"
We all know them, we've all heard about them and we all dread being approached by one. These so-called straight white boys are commonly luring on social media and dating apps.
They're white, obnoxious, have no sense of tact or respect, and their standard reply is "haha and then what ;)"
They turn normal conversations into sexting in the blink of an eye and if you're not careful, you'll get a faceful of dick pics.
Do not startle the SWB tho! If you reject him too clearly, he'll go in defense mode. Common strategies are "ur not pretty enough any way haha" or "jk. Lol"
Whatever you do tho, don't mention the words "chilling" "going to take a shower" or "netflix" as this seems to trigger the response "haha. What would you do if I were with you? ;)"
"We were just talking on kik and suddenly he sent a dickpic out of nowhere, thats just so Straight White Boy from him."
by Inspiritgolden August 16, 2015
The Straught white girl is a female in which would be considered "cool" or "Popular" they wear white Nike shoes, lululemon leggings, and white nike socks rolled up over their leggings. if you spot one in the wild please call animal control. these girls are attracted by nature to the STRAIGHT WHITE MAN, who have been blessed with tiny pps and enjoy football and garages. the straight white girl enjoys soccer and calling people who dress alternative "weird" or bark at them in animalistic behavior. please watch out for these dangers.
Straight white girl: BARK BARK WOOF WOOF
Me: my guy, im literally just wearing a band t-shirt and ripped cargo pants...
Me: my guy, im literally just wearing a band t-shirt and ripped cargo pants...
by Girl in reds wife April 12, 2022
Name usually starts with a J, K, A, or B.
Watches football. Makes their voice deeper. Would send someone a dick pic unprovoked. Is a fuckboy. Plays COD
Watches football. Makes their voice deeper. Would send someone a dick pic unprovoked. Is a fuckboy. Plays COD
“Bro! Look at that guy wearing a football jersey named Josh!”
“No way bro that’s a straight white male!”
“No way bro that’s a straight white male!”
by QuixExpo March 19, 2021