Alisha: no way, im a straight edge, dont try to tempt me with your evil poisons, you horrid drug abuser!
Kevin: hahahhahah, good luck with that faggot.
Alisha: im just gunna stay home and listen to christian rock and watch disney movies all night. hugs not drugs!
Kevin: did you know alisha is a straight edge?
Darrell: hah what a fucking social outcast. how more boring could you get?
Kevin: i know right? id rather be dead than straight edge
and think smoking and drinking and drugs are bad WTF!?
and show up to gigs with tea and water and try to pick fights with people who are more richer better and have lives
straight edge is fucking retarded their like Nazis they try to force their life style on to others by force but they get the fuck beaten out of then cuz straight edge is weak and drunks could fuck 'em up!!
other NORMAL person)"i know, i could beat them if i was drunk!!"
straight edge guys)*CRYING*
Me- *stab* *smoke joint* *smoke cigarette* *put out cigarette in the kids eye* "Faggot"