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An emotionally challenged person that hires a prostitute to treat them badly during fellatio or intercourse for the sole purpose of trying to separate themselves from homosexual speculation/criticism.

A camera is usually used to record the encounter so the straidist can watch his victory over and over.
"These bitches think im gay, I'll go straidist on you sluts!"
by NoMunnyNoFunny August 16, 2012