Stpwnd 

The l337speak conversion for stoned, or being baked.

d00d, 3y3 ju57 5m0k3d 7w0 80w1s, 3y3 500 57pwnd!
Dood, eye just smoked two bowls, eye soo stpwnd!
Dude, I just smoked 2 bowls, I'm Soo Stoned!

Stpwnd by Sabacc September 26, 2006

stwnd 

A variation of the word "pwnd," meaning to be so thoroughly affected by cannabis that it has defeated your ability to do anything but be utterly stoned.

OMG, that bong load got me stwnd, I can't even get off the couch.

stwnd by iant23 December 24, 2008

spwnd 

Spwnd: (Say "Sponed")As in Video-Gaming:Spawned+P/owned. To be kill or be killed the moment your character/your opponent re-spawns.

In Star Wars Battlefront: I got shot in the Renn Var Citadel just as I respawned. I got spwnd.

spwnd by Bloody Hel April 29, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012