To make an object vanish and become otherwise unavailable by sticking it up your own or someone else's arse where it is likely to become contaminated by human stools samples.
"C-3PO got his phone stolen when he was in Brighton at the weekend"
"Oh, you mean stoolen. It's probably just on vibrate and stuck up someone's arse."
"Oh, you mean stoolen. It's probably just on vibrate and stuck up someone's arse."
by dunkinnuts February 12, 2019