stonking

British colloquial: Impressive, wonderful

According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"

by Kaworu April 13, 2005

stonks

iNsAnE pRoFiT!

"I just got 64 emeralds for 1 block of dirt in Minecraft"
"EPIC STONKS DUDEEEE"

by heeellllooooo thhheeeeeeeereee October 8, 2019

Stonked

To be crazy, out of order.

Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!

by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020

stonking

Fantastic!

had a stonking time

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

stonks

achieve much profit many yes

omg we have achieved stonks level

by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 5, 2019

stonking

massively awesome, grandly great. not often used, not many things are hells-yeah enough to call for it.

R.Crumb girls (long haired, big legged, and pumpkin-assed), 63 Cadillacs, Led Zeppelin: where those overlap, that is the world of "stonking": one of my favorite words.

by schnoidl October 8, 2011

stonks

you have good luck and everything turns out fine for you

Boss: Heres your money
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks

by not a dictionary September 9, 2019