A man that has no self control. He has the ability to shoot other people down to make himself look good. Will always remain young at heart because he lacks the mentality for any personal growth or wisdom. Appearance is pinkish in color and massive sun kisses all over his outer shell. He requires Ritalin to control his outbursts and spontaneous decisions. Tends to get along with the opposite sex if he doesn't have a intimate relationship with them. Good worker when he decides to show up to work. Does work well as an individual if you give him a good magazine or website. Prone to spending extensive hours masturbating to online fetish porn. Gets along well with anyone that massages his ego and other areas not to be mentioned.