Stolfes are generally the best and worst friend you could ever have. With Italian heritage you always get the feeling that you're about to be shot but you also know that they will shoot your enemies. They are incredibly optimistic and in touch with their gay side. They live in their own happy world where reality doesn't really come into play. Power hungry but the life of the party. They p robably won't realize that this definition is freakishly accurate, but it is!
Hey Stolfe's got my back! Hey Stolfe's gonna shoot my back!