Stokesdale is cluster fucked between a town called oak ridge full of yankee dickheads and Summerfield which is filled up with “neighborhood rednecks”. Need dope? Come on down to cokesdale where they snort lines and fuck dimes left and right! Need a quickie? Sling a dimebag to Susan rotten crotch who’ll do anything you shall desire! I mean if it ain’t booger sugar they don’t want it. Stokesdale currency also comes in meth. This summer was hotter than satans ballsack, Mosquitos bit too many many stokesdalians and formed a new type a skeeter Called “Methsqutios” so always carry a fly swatter!
by Dickballdookiesnot October 17, 2019