Stoic

Looking like a tough indigenous warrior

Holeh cousin, you’re looking real stoic today in that jacket.

by Thelittlehuman February 8, 2022

Stoic

A person with an inability to give a fuck.

Jess: We need to break up…

John: Fine.

Jess: ?

Jesse: Aren’t you mad???

John: Nah.

John is a true stoic.

by Can’tThinkOfAName May 16, 2023

Stoic

The act of getting drunk, a party that contains alcohol or, a better state of mind than usual.

“Dude are you going to the party tonight?”
“Ya, i’m gonna be stoic asf”

by nothome June 10, 2022

Beta stoic

A regular Beta guy who embraced Stoicism as a way to be more masculine and gain the acceptation of chicks with no succes.

“Hey, today Stoicon is full of Beta Stoics”
Change my mind

by LeJean November 4, 2019

STOIC SHITEATER

A very particular SHITEATER that once they find the correct SHIT FEEDER they will be consummate in the entire COPROPHAGIA ACT.

Look I am a STOIC SHITEATER and I want WELL-FORMED BOWEL MOVEMENTS that are shaped in ROUND hard some to CHEW HARDER and long nice SMELL REAL STRONG so I FEEL THE SHIT TASTE before I even CONSUME it and no matter what I have to as a MANDATORY SHITEATER EAT THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF YOUR BOWELS OF SHIT over at least a half a DAY fully NAKED and ORGASM TEASED.

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 6, 2021