Stirk

To poke somebody in the earhole with a dildo

I lurrrvvvee to get stirked

by Ez G April 5, 2004

Replace any verb with stirk. Instead of oh fuck he STOLE my wallet, you can say oh fuck he STIRKED my wallet.

"Eh lemme get some money"
"man quit stirking on me ,i aint had no money."

by rickjamesnyuka June 11, 2010

laid back, relaxed, not freaked out, knows what's goin on.

has come to mean anything popular

Man that guys soo cool hes a stirk

by amy colton February 22, 2007

Conter stirk

To play Counter-Strike Global Offensive on a nooby way, or having 400ms ping.

E.g.: "Bro u playing Conter Stirk?"
"Let's play Conter Stirk

by Cykalinka August 6, 2017

Guy - Ah shit guy I just got stirked

Guy 2 - no way bro

by Ushygushymapu$$y February 27, 2021

It is when you have been stirked and the horrifying image pops up

Getting stirked is when you have been attacked by the horrifying image. Cleo got stirked so hard last night

by Famous publisher February 27, 2021