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1.
To poke somebody in the earhole with a dildo
I lurrrvvvee to get stirked
by Ez G April 05, 2004
 
2.
Replace any verb with stirk. Instead of oh fuck he STOLE my wallet, you can say oh fuck he STIRKED my wallet.
"Eh lemme get some money"
"man quit stirking on me ,i aint had no money."
by rickjamesnyuka June 11, 2010
 
3.
laid back, relaxed, not freaked out, knows what's goin on.

has come to mean anything popular
Man that guys soo cool hes a stirk
by amy colton February 22, 2007