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Stinkmeaner

The baddest motherfucka ever to step foot in this world. He's blind, but he'll still whoop you by smacking your bad knee repetitively, uttering a ghetto-ass warcry, and beating you down on security cameras to be later broadcast on the news in Mexico. He may be blind, but he talks so much shit that you almost can see through the spit condensing on your glasses. He will make you fear the ebonics and ignorancism of his ways. Wherever Colonel H. Stinkmeaner goes, nigga moments are sure to occur. After an accidental death, Stinkmeaner is so hardcore that he actually gets kicked the fuck out of hell, dubbed "the baddest motherfucker Hell had ever seen," leaving while calling the devil a bitch-ass nigga. He proceeds to possess a random black man from across the street, has sexual relations with this mans wife, then proceeds to attempt to kill Granddad with an ax. He does not seem to care much about beating the shit out of youngsters, telling Riley and Huey that they're "not too little to get dat ass whooped!"
His hobbies enjoy being a nigga, acting nigga-ish, and niggalizing other random niggas.
Stinkmeaner is the best to spread ignorance and chaos in the black community.

"Man, this some ol' bu-shit."

"That's like calling 1-800-Collect-an-Ass-Whoopin', and NO, that ain't no toll-free call, PAHT-NA!"

(Begin extreme finger-waving + spittage) "BITCH-ASS, RAGGEDY-ASS, PUNK-ASS, PUSSY-ASS, BITCH-ASS NYUUUKAAAAAAAA! You wanna do somethin, BITCH, ASS, NYUKKA?!"
Stinkmeaner by Spartan-104 December 8, 2007

stinkpalm 

Grotesque act of social terrorism.
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.

Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm
"Beware the Shaolin Stinkpalm, you fool!"
stinkpalm by Stooo March 20, 2003

colonel h stinkmeaner 

he called me THE DEVIL a...
colonel h stinkmeaner: bitch ass nigga

Stinkhead 

Stinkhead (noun, adjective)

A glamorous female archetype permeating pop culture from the years 1978 to 1993. The term originally stemmed from the voluminous hair styles during that period; one could catch a whiff from 3-10 ft away from a stinkhead because of the amount of product needed to perpetuate such mass.

Hair isn't the point, though. The term has become significantly more robust, including a much broader spectrum of ladies from this era. The collective m.o. of the stinkhead is to flaunt exclusivity, glamour, sexuality and/or financial resources. Typical visual cues of stinkhead status include heels, rocker boots, sunglasses, lacquered nails, and martinis. Common stinkhead environments include the beach, the salon, horse races, hotel bars, and dance clubs. Stinkheadry often overlaps with various musical cultures like hip hop, r&b, freestyle, and hair metal.
Exemplary stinkheads include porn star Nina Hartley, Kelly LeBrok from 'Weird Science ,' Cassandra Peterson ('Elvira'), Rosie Perez ('Do the Right Thing'), and free style bands like Klymaxx and Sweet Sensation.

"Look at that tan stinkhead in the Porsche with my dad."

"I only watch stinkhead porn."

"Look at that cougar at the bar eating that shrimp cocktail. I bet she was a total stinkhead in her day."

"This stinkhead's gotta get to the salon."

"You wanna go this club tonight? Yeah, but I gotta wash my stinkhead."

"Is that a wig? No, it's my stinkhead."
Stinkhead by Electrikiss October 26, 2013

stinkpatch 

An overused, uncleaned vagina. Most likely to be found on the common whore or local tramp.
"Jeez Sally, maybe you should head home and take a shower cuz your stinkpatch is foul."

or

If I fuck one more john tonight, my stinkpatch will be sore for days!
stinkpatch by Buck Fever January 4, 2010

Stinkmeaner Kick 

A strong, two footed kick to the chest capable of sending a nigga flying.
Nigga, get outta my face now before I Stinkmeaner Kick you down the steps!
Stinkmeaner Kick by Btrstarwolf October 18, 2008