Stimson Middle School 

this is a place that no one ever wants to be. we hv stupid tech classes that everyone sleeps thru. there are maybe 3 good teachers in this school. it is nicknamed stimshit for a reason. it’s the shittiest place and literally no one wants to go to this school. people are acc embarrassed to say we go to this school. get us tf out. mr. smith looks like buddy the elf. mr. sansotta looks like a guy who should work at raymor & flannigan. and mr. kellerman looks like Al from toy story. there are way too many teachers who look like thumbs here. and yes this shitty ass school can go bury itself in hell. gay ass school with fucking pervert teachers and they try and help kids with their mental health BUT THE SCHOOL IS CAUSING IT. kids here need to learn how to fucking walk and keep their mouths shut. i can’t think of one person here who is real. everyone is faker than barbie.

guy : what school do you go to?
girl : oh umm
guy : just tell me
girl : stimson middle school
guy : what’s that?

Stimson Middle School by i probably don’t like you March 10, 2019

Stimson Middle School 

Pretty average school, bunch of people hate it for the teachers but some are alright.

1: Hello sir, what school do you go to?
2: Ello my fine fuckin mate I go to the Henry L Stimson Middle School which was named after the man Henry L Stimson, an American statesman, lawyer and Republican Party politician who was born on September 21, 1867 and passed away on October 20, 1950. My school is located at 401 Oakwood Road, with the coordinates of 40.834526, -73.429445. My school has 919 students, 479 male and 440 female. My school’s walls are all beige, tiled. My school has 4 wings with about 14 rooms in each wing. The 100 and 200 wings are in a octagonal shape, while the 300 and 400 wings retain a rectangular shape. I am a high honors student and I know all.
1: k

Stimson Middle School by Sosat Huya 200 August 20, 2019

Barney Stinson 

Barney Stinson
That guy's awesome
Awesome!
He's so awesome!
He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome!
Awesome!

This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song
That would be really lame
Just one of the many admirers to
Think that guy's awesome
(References available)

Awesome awesome awesome...

He is from Awesometown...

Whenever I'm sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead!
True story. - Barney Stinson on being sad.

Barney Stinson by Just one of the many admirers March 2, 2009

barney stinson 

two words for him awesome and legendary

Barney Stinson "suit up it going to be a legendary night"

barney stinson by sexybeastmimsmimsmimsmims August 11, 2009

R Fog Stinson 

When you get wasted with love patel

“Hey what’d you eat for pregame”
“R fog stinson”

R Fog Stinson by Love Patel January 23, 2022

simson 

Simson the funny guy who has the ability to make anyone laugh and feel appreciated. Your brother/sisters friend that you have a crush on.

That’s a good one Simson!

Hi Simson

simson by Petit rabit April 3, 2018

Stinson 

Anything awesome, epic, or legendary. Based on the truly amazing character of Barney Stinson (played by Neil Patrick Harris) on the television show "How I Met Your Mother."

The most stinson part of my weekend was when all my friends and I got into the amusement park for free! We had the time of our lives.

Stinson by contortionistpepper June 9, 2010