stiffy

(n)
1 an erection of the penis, Syn. boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 (South Africa) A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.

1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Have you got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.

by Spootonium October 10, 2004

stiffie

the state a guy gets when sexually aroused; penis fills with blood and stands straight up and often makes a bulge through pants; boxers, etc. especially embarrasing for teenage boys who are turned on frequently and can't seem to control their boners

She was so hot that I popped a stiffie right there in class.

by Drexelsage January 3, 2004

stiffy

A slang term for boner or erection

While I was slow-dancing with Tom, he got a bulging stiffy. It was nasty.

by xxdecayingashes December 26, 2005

stiffy

An erection.

I plugged her crotch-wound with my stiffy.

by urban pervert April 25, 2003

Stiffies

An erect, pulsating penis or clitoris, due to sexual arousal.

Billy and Janet had stiffies after Billy donkey punched Janet's mom.

by g0t4 April 28, 2011

stiffy

An erect penis,usally gotten through sexual arousal.

We all know Paris Hilton sucked her boyfriend Rick Solomon's stiffy,weird lighting there too.

by Dude_75 March 14, 2006

stiffy

When you get a sudden rush of blood to your old man when you see a picture of a woman ass, tits, and fanny

by Jeffery Sylivester January 31, 2003