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(n.) A condition of the male reproductive organ that causes extreme pain when urinating, orgasming, or becoming erect. Caused by lack of soap on ones genitals for an extended period of time. Most often transmitted from females with infested genitals to males who are too intoxicated to make intelligent decisions. Only one cure is known, Chechnyan Deuche
Ray got his fuck on with that one bitch Reeta last night and is sure to have caught the stiffolis.
by Jerry Kurl November 07, 2006

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