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Stiff Element 

A long lasting, iron hardened (stiff) penile erection (element), fortuitously triggered from aural/audio stimuli.

{Ca. 2008: Dr. Culvitude of Copenhagen was conducting a routine laboratory experiment on 45 male rats to determine the impacts of dopamine on emotional contentment, when he surreptitiously observed that 100% of the rat population developed reactionary priapisms from increased dopamine levels directly related to auditory stimulus. Culvitude concluded that musical vibes the 45 heard from harmonic choral & instrumental patterns pertaining to the song 'Upriser' from ''de-vice", incited Paraventricular neural synergy between the Gyrus, Putamen & Hypothalamus resulting in a bombardment of hormone laden blood flowing to the rats' Glans Penii. In lieu of his findings, Dr. Culvitude & his partner, Sir Michael Bonerman, coined the term "Stiff Element" and have utilized material from select musical acts: de-vice, Vibe 45, and S&C as a means to equip elderly males, such as Hambone and Chuck, with enigmatic erections, capable of busting through a wrought iron enforced cinder block wall.}
1. Chuck has been using his Stiff Element to exhibit superior carnal endurance, while at the same time wielding it as a weaponized instrument of aural dominance.

2. "Stiff Element is another way to characterize/describe a scandalously hard erection that lasts for a long time.", Sir Michael Bonerman (or Big B) explained to George and Kat during the medical conference at the Hawaiian Institute of Genitalogy.
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Steffeling 

Providing an excuse for leaving an event (going to the bathroom, etc.) and not returning.
"Where did Bob go? He said he was going to feed the dog and would be right back."

"He's probably Steffeling."
Steffeling by SimaShi May 29, 2013

Stiff Chunk 

I manipulative, compulsive liar, rapist and racist white boy. Silence is violence and we won’t back down. We know your secret.
Did you hear about that harry silsbury stiff chunk? What a freak..
The sweetest most down to earth girl you will meet. She is very kind & helpful, though a little bit reserved she is a ray of sunshine to those around her. She is very intelligent, yet her best quality is her resilience and ability to pick herself up. She has no boundaries to how far she is willing to go to help others. She will go far in her life & be very successful.
Steffy is the realest girl Ive met.
Steffy by GoodVibesOnly:) January 14, 2019

stiff peter 

stiff peter is a pussy beater.
stiff peter by yoyobam March 3, 2018

Stiff peter 

To pin an opponent in a wrestling match
Wrestler : i'm next on mat 4 coach

Coach : ok, go out there and give him the " stiff peter " and finish on his back!

Wrestler : ok coach!!!
Stiff peter by XxxnastyJ February 7, 2020
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