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Also referred to as "Steven" a hairy pre-human ape with an intense urge to mate with ape-like women. He is usually seen with low standards and an empty bank account. Can be bribed with doritos and beer.

Is known primarily for the big one-five.
Man:Want some doritos?

Stevaj:Not now, trying to beat the big on-five.
by StevesMate August 12, 2012