asa stern

The hottest man alive
Somewhat of a god

If you have ever seen one contact 650 967 9000

Damn asa stern is the hottest man alive

by Benid June 16, 2017

Howard Sterning

Playing with your penis while performing a task at the workplace.

I caught Ben Howard Sterning the other day while he was editing his draft.

by Frankintosh December 9, 2012

Turkey Stern

the process of making a sandwich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)

My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.

by Yannni February 26, 2007

Daniel Stern

The actor who plays the taller of the two robbers in Home Alone

Who is that tall robber in Home Alone?
It is Marv, Played by Daniel Stern.

by Lio messi legend March 24, 2021

stern's disease

Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.

Being a nudist is difficult when you have Stern's Disease.

by Gerret Clause June 1, 2016

Michael Stern

bad ass magician. End of story. He has been known to rock the Magic Castle in Hollywood and snaps necks with his magical abilities. Also the creator of the "Stern Confusion" pose and is frequently spotted in it.

Random dude #1: Hey, do you know where the bathroom is?

Random dude #2: Oh shit have you seen that Michael Stern guy, fucking incredible. Like WOW HE JUST FUCKED MY MIND!!!!!!

Random dude #1: Oh ok, so that's where it is. Thanks.

by Mark Edelkin June 2, 2010

Howard Sterned

To be insulted, fired, and crucified for no reason and without warning.

You'd better not say that on TV, or else you'll get Howard Sterned.

by Stacey March 5, 2004