Sterned

Like owned or pwned, but only useable in a political context. Used when you have achieved victory in an (often online) political debate.

Common misspellings such as "Sternt", "Sternd" and "Sternz0red" are also acceptable.

Winner One : "OMFG, Sterned biyatch"
Winner Two : "Yeah, u got sternt lol"

by Beerdude26 February 15, 2006

sterned

to get screwed over by someone who makes up ridiculous rules/enforces rules that you don't like. Derived from former NBA commissioner David Stern.

We got sterned, Nate said a bounce counts as 3 cups at his house, such bullshit.

by sterned August 25, 2014

sterned

a situation in which no matter what you do you can't get that last piece of shit out of your ass.

I missed the concert because I got sterned for 2 hours.

by jefortuno March 13, 2006

Stern

a. The King of All Media.
b. A true genius of radio and TV.
c. An extremely ugly man that beautiful women want to f--- (me included).

People who don't get it: "I hate that Stern. He's so rude."

by Liz July 25, 2003

stern

Something kickass, good, fun, incredible, unbelievable.. etc.

That was a stern toke.

by cndian-girl September 21, 2007

Stern

to make up lies to a female to get sex.

"I sterned this girl, and by the end of the date she believed I played pro baseball and had sex with her that night"

"Just be honest with this girl, don't stern her."

by The_Slugger September 26, 2008

stern

a intimidating look only perfected by some who have the talent, in which the head is slightly on the side and the eyes have a 'im cooler then you' look about them

Person 1: "what is that look that girl is giving me?"
Person 2: "thats anna, stern anna"

by Anna Loves Modest Mouse May 31, 2005