Small town in central Texas that is too involved with high school football. The most boring place on earth, but home to many people. A town with a large college full of STD's and drug addicts.
"Let's go to Stephenville and watch the high school football game while we get high... It's going to be so boring."
by toomanypeoplewithmyname June 29, 2008
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a conglomeration of cowboys, crystal meth, and chlamydial infections. home of an off-brand aggie college. redeeming quality? badass nursing program at TSU.
by redgumball23 May 24, 2015
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A town that is chock full of ignorant wannabes with their rope on the rear view roaring past fuzzys trying to bust the eardrum on some barrel racer eager to be hangin on some kinda wood that night. Coke addicts, alcohoics, felons, users, abusers, and daddy issues. You’ll get your ass whooped if you say Weatherford is better. It has unbearable heat in summer. A shit ton of mullets. Has no taco bueno. At night you take your ass to Bostocks, City Limits, Bar C, Rockin P where you’ll run into people of all sorts. Maybe your best bud or maybe that asshole from fuzzys that busted YOUR eardrum instead of the buckle bunny’s on the patio next you that’s now clinging to some “retired” bull rider that says he rode at Lonestar and has the Boot Barn buckle to prove it. From there you go back to your apartment, dorm, or rent house,.. clear the coors light cans from your bed and pass the fuck out. Repeat.
by IWannaBeAKowboyyBaabbyyyy February 7, 2018
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the act of wrapping your partners head using a whole roll of duct tape leaving only a mouth hole. then using her mouth for oral pleasure. the surprise is how she will get 100 ft of duct tape off of her head!!!
billy: i gave cindy a stephenville suran wrap surprise !!!
tommy: how was it ??
billy: it was awesome till i couldnt figure out how to get all of that duct tape off. i had do ditch her !!!
by bg perm November 18, 2010
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