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22.
An individual who eagerly has the sexually deprived act known as “Canada’s History” performed on them.
Says a husband to his wife, "can I be the "Stephen Colbert" tonight?

Wife replies, Sure honey, let me go get the hockey stick, maple syrop, stanley cup replica, and some bacon, while you go out to the shed and get Bruce the Moose and bring him to our boudoir. And make sure Bruce's antlers are filed down, Remember what happend to you last time.

Husband responds, Don't remind me. Were still paying the Dr bill.
by Uneeec February 05, 2010
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A Canadian euphemism for impotence or erectile dysfunction. May also refer to the inability to get something up, or anything that appears limp.
As the audience waited with baited breath for the cauldron lighting at the Opening Ceremonies of the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics, the hydraulic system was briefly afflicted with Stephen Colbert.
by 1Canuck February 13, 2010
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Stephen Colbert is the name of a white man who attempted to rape me last night. He told me he was famous when I met him at the bar. I didn't recognize him. I don't have a television. He explained that he was kind of a big deal... When I seemed genuinely uninterested in this shallow show biz clown, he got angry. Next thing I know he smashes his beer bottle on my head and I wake up bound and gagged in some sketchy warehouse setting. He's dressed up in an all American Evil Knievel suit with his erect penis exposed. He's stroking his knob and somehow has morphed his voice to sound like the dude from Saw. He then proclaims "How would you like to participate in some Canadian History no television boy?!" I was slightly alarmed to say the least. Fearing for my own safety I quickly untied my hands, removed the duct tape from my mouth and then pulled Colbert's jersey over his head and knocked him out with an upper cut. I then went back to the bar for last call. What a bizarre experience... Not sure what television program this Colbert is involved with but beware his 'Canadian History' rape fetish.
I was drinking at the bar last night when Steven Colbert hit me over the head with a beer bottle because I didn't know who he was. He then attempted to perform some bizarre rape ritual know as the 'Canadian History' to me as I was bound and gagged. I escaped and lived to tell the tale.

Bartender: Colbert tried to rape you?

Me: Yeah.

Bartender: That's fucking crazy dude. Here, the next round is on me.

Me: Thanks bartender. I sure need a drink after escaping that attempted rape by Stephen Colbert.
by gayne wretzky February 17, 2010
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A real icehole in need of a large antler.
Stephen Colbert's ichole itch could only be satisified by moose antlers found in the great country north of the excited states.
by boybleu February 06, 2010
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A puffed up asshole, who gets waaaay more credit than he deserves, trying to dick-ride Uncle Sam to glory.
Stephen Colbert is a meat-puppet.
by The Beaver (Canada's History) February 06, 2010
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1. Hilarious and charismatic champion of the unwashed masses.
2. Liberal propaganda machine
3. Communist
Stephen Colbert is possessed by the spirit of Karl Marx. Who you gona call? Ghostbusters
by mistabusta86 February 02, 2010
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The most immature comic on US television. People from the states call him a genius but after countless generations of in-breeding this is to be expected. These are the same people that elected G. bush to 2 terms as president. People that watch the Colbert show are just like trained monkeys...he tells them to throw shit and they say where? on who? is that enough? Colbert asked Americans to define Canadian history and all they could come up with was a recount of all the things they saw their patents do when they were growing up, ie: having sex with the neighbors dog, fucking small animals, etc. Most Americans can't even name the 50 states, never mind having a clue about the most desired country on earth, even though it's right on top of you on the map.
people with shoe sizes larger than their IQ's, inbreed mother-fuckers that laugh at him, anybody that finds Stephen Colbert comedy even remotely funny is known in Canada as a "Colbert"
by educated canadian February 07, 2010
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