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This foul pungent air disturbance has been known to peel the plates from an armadillo's back in hot weather. The poncey arty shite does not believe in soap or any other personal hygiene product and also wears black clothing which as you can imagine, increases the risk of larvae nesting within the arsehole's skin. The disturbance can be compared to rotting flesh, sewage and a hint of pig's genitalia froth.
Is that dog turd? has someone died? no, its the stench of Briggsy
by Vag Face September 08, 2006