Clause.
Codicil used by males prior to engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with sorostitutes. This clause is directly used to relieve any and/or all future hopes of aforementioned guttersluts from pressuring said individual into relationships. Further, the male in said situation is absolved from all guilt stemming from palpation of the vaginal canal and/or anus on any given sexual encounter. Upon acceptance of the agreement, the sorostitute has no grounds to bitch or carp about the male’s absence of interest in her personally as well as sexually post copulation. The function of the agreement replaces the antiquated phrase “sex does not constitute a relationship” that is typically used in one’s defense after coitus. It is important to note that most experts agree that had the Stegall Disclaimer been instituted in our fathers’ time most bullshit that almost all of us have had to deal with at one time or another could have been avoided.
NOTE: The most integral and ingenuous part of the disclaimer is that it dispels the myth that the vast majority of women believe that they are “special” and “different” from all other “pieces of ass.” In addition, the application of this verbal contract vindicates a fundamental part of the male’s relationship slant – women are stupid and think that they can change men, but they are incorrect. It is important to remember that the use of the disclaimer MUST be clearly in place before the first penetrating act. Serious consequences will result if the methodology is applied AFTER “rearranging her guts.”
The Disclaimer was first implanted in the fall of 2003 and has since achieved overwhelmingly positive results. To the knowledge of all pundits of the clause, the disclaimer’s veil has not been pierced since inception.
*The Stegall Disclaimer does not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.
Codicil used by males prior to engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with sorostitutes. This clause is directly used to relieve any and/or all future hopes of aforementioned guttersluts from pressuring said individual into relationships. Further, the male in said situation is absolved from all guilt stemming from palpation of the vaginal canal and/or anus on any given sexual encounter. Upon acceptance of the agreement, the sorostitute has no grounds to bitch or carp about the male’s absence of interest in her personally as well as sexually post copulation. The function of the agreement replaces the antiquated phrase “sex does not constitute a relationship” that is typically used in one’s defense after coitus. It is important to note that most experts agree that had the Stegall Disclaimer been instituted in our fathers’ time most bullshit that almost all of us have had to deal with at one time or another could have been avoided.
NOTE: The most integral and ingenuous part of the disclaimer is that it dispels the myth that the vast majority of women believe that they are “special” and “different” from all other “pieces of ass.” In addition, the application of this verbal contract vindicates a fundamental part of the male’s relationship slant – women are stupid and think that they can change men, but they are incorrect. It is important to remember that the use of the disclaimer MUST be clearly in place before the first penetrating act. Serious consequences will result if the methodology is applied AFTER “rearranging her guts.”
The Disclaimer was first implanted in the fall of 2003 and has since achieved overwhelmingly positive results. To the knowledge of all pundits of the clause, the disclaimer’s veil has not been pierced since inception.
*The Stegall Disclaimer does not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.
Amy: “He’s such a fucking dick for screwing me and not calling this week.”
Pam: “But you said that he gave you the Stegall Disclaimer.”
Amy: “I know but…well…fuck.”
Zach: “You can’t just raw-dog your soldier through some chick and not take her out later.”
Ryan: “You are uninformed, my friend. I gave her the ‘ol Stegall Disclaimer.”
Zach: “You are a goddamned genius.”
Pam: “But you said that he gave you the Stegall Disclaimer.”
Amy: “I know but…well…fuck.”
Zach: “You can’t just raw-dog your soldier through some chick and not take her out later.”
Ryan: “You are uninformed, my friend. I gave her the ‘ol Stegall Disclaimer.”
Zach: “You are a goddamned genius.”
by William Faulknerite April 13, 2009
The KKK leader pulled a Chuck stegall and killed himself in his home because words have consequences
by Queef666 June 29, 2022
One of the greatest recievers in CFL history. He is characterized by his amazing long-gain catches and deceptive speed. He is a natural joker and is by far the best reciever on the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
I don't know why he didn't stick in the NFL, he could have been huge there.
With 3 seconds left and Winnipeg down by 4 in the 4th quarter, Milt Stegall caught a 100-yard bomb thrown by quarterback Kevin Glenn and won the game for Winnipeg. This is one of the greatest plays in pro football history.
I don't know why he didn't stick in the NFL, he could have been huge there.
With 3 seconds left and Winnipeg down by 4 in the 4th quarter, Milt Stegall caught a 100-yard bomb thrown by quarterback Kevin Glenn and won the game for Winnipeg. This is one of the greatest plays in pro football history.
Winnipeg fan: Hey, did you see the game last night?
Edmonton Eskimos fan: No.
Winnipeg fan: Hah! Milt Stegall OWNED YOUR SORRY ESKIMO ASS!!!! BIATCH!!! 100 YARD TD CATCH!! EAT IT MACIOCA!
Edmonton Eskimos fan: No.
Winnipeg fan: Hah! Milt Stegall OWNED YOUR SORRY ESKIMO ASS!!!! BIATCH!!! 100 YARD TD CATCH!! EAT IT MACIOCA!
by guitarhero2 November 17, 2006
The act of wearing an adult diaper for a considerable amount of time (over a week or more) and then removing what has been collected inside the diaper onto a plate, microwaving it, and then eating the over-week-old cooked feces. The words originated from internet lolcow Chuck “Chuckula” Stegall’s rumored diaper-wearing and coprophilia/coprophagia.
I asked why my girlfriend was wearing a diaper. She said she a good Chuck-Stegalls. I dumped that sick freak immediately.
by Spooky Spaghetti June 14, 2022
The Chuck Stegall is the act of being a brain dead conservative cross-dressing vampire (C.C.V). Who masturbates on camera while using the “Western Grip” and simultaneously crying profusely for lubrication.
by Scout Master .T September 2, 2022
by Wrath of E March 1, 2016
A very famous youtuber who is most successful for their webcam vids and extreamly good hair growth tips
by Bigdicknigga55 March 6, 2017