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Sealface 

1: The worlds worst kind of person.

2: A total douche.

3: That guy in the group that no one actually likes.
Holy shit, that dude is such a sealface!
Oh damn, Sealface is shit!
Sealface by shotgunjimmy May 16, 2010

Sheenface 

1. The act of taking more drugs than anyone could survive

2. Raging excessively

3. WINNING!!!
Man that guy was banging 7-8 gram rocks and finishing them. He's totally sheenfaced!!
Sheenface by TrippinBalls101 March 24, 2011

Sheenfaced 

The state of having so many substances going though your body that you say insane things, humiliate yourself in public, and risk being arrested all in the name of a good time, reminiscent of the actor Charlie Sheen.
We went to 6 different clubs last night in NYC... Drinks, shots, dancing, more shots, more drinks... It was off the hook and way beyond out of control... I have never been so messed up in my entire life, we were totally sheenfaced.
Sheenfaced by HBieber March 19, 2011

Sheenfaced 

Completely and utterly smashed on one or a combination of drugs. Like shitfaced but on the deity-like level of Charlie Sheen.
I just picked a 7 g rock, let's get Sheenfaced
Sheenfaced by TheChinsk March 23, 2011

staleface 

to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective
Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*

sternface sweetheart 

any person who looks stern or is strict by face or rules but is a sweet from his/her heart.Deep affection of a person who does not want to disclose ones feelings.
1.my mother is such a sternface sweetheart.
2.usually people of military are sternface sweethearts.
sternface sweetheart by angelic devil September 7, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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