Top Definition
Take a shit, and wipe your ass(meat/beans, and maybe corn..), then wrap the asswipe around your dick and masturbate with it, cum(cheese) onto the wipe and then fold it into a burrito and make your partner eat it, or watch you eat it yourself. You could also add urine(other kind of cheese), or blood(salsa) as an extra bonus.
Guy 1:"Hey she looks like a nice girl."
Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty fucking cunt."

Dude: "Why don't you stfu and eat a Steaming Burrito."

Kid: "I make the best Steaming Burritos."
by Pico March 04, 2004

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