Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.

Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.

Stealth Fat by twurzz June 9, 2011

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Stealth Fatty

A person who looks fit and attractive with their clothes on, but does not look as good as originally anticipated with their clothes off.

Jason is kind of a stealth fatty; he looks good with his clothes on but once he got naked I wished that he would just put them back on right away.

Stealth Fatty by LRC123 August 10, 2009

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Stealth Fat • Stealth Fatty • stealthbating • Stealthfap • stealth • stealth bomber • stealth mode • Stealth bomb • stealth fart • Stealth Whale

stealthbating

Masturbating discreetly with someone else in the room

Mike was stealthbating while watching TV with his roomates

stealthbating by Squits January 19, 2014

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Stealthfap

The act of fapping, while stealthy.

Aslo known as the Ninja-Fap.

Thomas, you need to stealthfap.

Stealthfap by Ex1ne October 30, 2013

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Stealthfart

A silent and odourless gassy emision coming out from where the sun doesn´t shine, often producing a temperature increase in your underwear. Specilly useful to heat pants and trousers in cold, overcrowded and confined environments.

- Man, is so freaking cold here I can see my breath!
- Yeah, thank god i stealthfarted, at least my butt and weenie are warm now.

Stealthfart by Fartacus, the ancient god October 24, 2012

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