Statuholic 

Someone that is absolutely addicted to updating their status.

George: " Dude who is that chick over there? She's kinda hot!"
Pete: " Oh, yeah thats Stacy. She's hot but she is a total Statuholic."
George: " Dang, I really think she looks damn fine. But being a Statuholic totally ruins it."

Statuholic by AskYourAss June 11, 2011

Statioholic 

someone who has OCDs when it comes to stationery

"Omg! She spent over $500 on notebooks at that designer stationery shop, she is such a statioholic!"

Statioholic by Sak789 January 24, 2009

Statusoli 

• The typical guy who updates his status like a train

• Someone or everyone who addicted to update status

Statusholic

• He is a statusoli.
• Statusoli want the photoes of famous people.

Statusoli by R'fangilam January 7, 2020

scatholic 

An person following the doctrine of the scatholic church, that is, a worshipper of scat

A catholic person with a penchant for coprophagy

A severely smelling and/or dirty catholic person.

Wow, this room smells like a scatholic church!

I do not want to sit there, that person really looks like a scatholic

scatholic by onacc November 13, 2019

Skataholic 

When someone is addicted to skating and it’s the only thing you do

Ben and Brandon are skataholics and it’s the only thing they do 24/7.

Skataholic by Jake26 October 31, 2021

statphobic 

Having a fear of statistics. Specifically the subject of AP Statistics.

I can’t go to class today I have statphobia!

I shouldn’t sign up for AP Statistics- I’m statphobic.

statphobic by drakebbl January 9, 2025