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The annoying facebook window within the facebook window on the top-right alerting you of statuses that are simultaneously showing on your main screen.
Your mind: "Oh look, my ex just got engaged. How nice!"

Your 2nd personality: "Oh look, the StatuStalker just rubbed it in a little more. Thanks for instant depression!"
by Meesohonee September 29, 2011