Elbotic static is a term given to the spontaneous combustion of one's outerwear in the elbow region of the arm sleeve usually brought on with little to no notice by a sudden pressure drop at the fabric's surface.

Studies have shown that this condition is more prevalent in cotton materials
His elbow ignited on fire due to elbotic static
by Rugulators,SukButt December 7, 2022
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Proposal that causation is a momentum and not a force.

Furthermore that causation is not evenly distributed.
Static-stochastics says that causation is not a force, some correlations are more causative than other correlations, and that causation is actually a momentum
by fightfacilities November 5, 2020
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To describe something that just doesn't exist.
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An area in between space and time that holds the being named SuRReal.
The area consists of nothing but static.
These chips have a flavor that tastes like static nothing.

You've fallen into the static nothing.
by CHAMPAL July 16, 2022
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When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits January 26, 2012
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