State of the Ass 

Phrase used to describe piece of shit technology that is supposed to make one's life easier , however it malfunctions and only causes more strife thus defeating the purpose of it's very creation.

The salesman said my new camera phone was state of the art but it doesnt have a flash, I can't receive pictures, and it's dropping calls everyhwere! This thing is more like state of the ass!!!

State of the Ass by Big Business April 27, 2008

Ooga Booga drowning in a drain state high head ass 

identified by their disgusting uniform, if you vomit when you see it thats the one. incapable of recognising a drain usually resulting in death due to drowning. can be heard from miles away with their loud "ogga booga' call or "STATE HIGH TILL I DIE" chant.

Lucas: "oi aly$ha look at that ooga booga drowning in a drain state high head ass"
Aly$ha: "what a retard, he cant even walk straight, anyways lets get back to playing tag in the church"

Ooga Booga drowning in a drain state high head ass by sehro May 11, 2020

Stale Ass Bitch 

Stale ass bitch is an insult used mainly towards overly skinny females.

Especially if they like to do alot of shit-talking and can’t defend themselves.

Stale ass bitches are usually pussies.

A) “Shes such a stale ass bitch!”
B) “Who? Valentina?!”
A) “Yeah she's talking all that shit but when I press her she hides behind poles and shit!”
B) “Poles?”
A) “Yeah! Poles! She’s THAT skinny. Not gonna blame her tho, if i were her I’d be pussy too. A fucking breeze might snap her in half if its too harsh.”

Stale Ass Bitch by ItsJust.Christina January 23, 2019

Eat Fast and Skate Ass 

Similar to the phrase “Eat ass and Skate fast” however refers to an overweight individual who can not skate very well due to the fact that they eat so much so quickly.

Jim: wanna go eat ass and skate fast later bro?
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan

Eat Fast and Skate Ass by Red Dogg June 11, 2018

Stale Ass 

When a girl tries to twerk but her ass ends up being just stiff. Usually happens to a girl with a fake ass. If your clappers ain't even movin up and, down side to side, or in and out.

Ex 1: Aye yo' Donminique's booty bout' as stale as a donkey's ass.
Ex 2: That girl need to get that ratchet hump off her back cuz she can't twerk that.
Ex 3: She got a stale ass cuz her clappers don't even be movin

Stale Ass by BabyFaceCache August 4, 2013

United States Ass Sacking 

An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.

I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!

It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.

United States Ass Sacking by Fannie’s Beaver Pelt May 11, 2024

Skate Fast Eat Ass 

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.

"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."

Skate Fast Eat Ass by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017