Eternal pit of hell, home to many demons, such as Mr. Walter, Mrs. Solly, and the supreme overlord, Mr. Chick, with his right hand man, Mr. Kline, who has many underlings.
by IhateSchool January 17, 2004
Located in Western New York east of Buffalo in Lockport, it is the worst education edifice ever established. The administration is a bunch of elitist, full of themself dickheads who have no idea how to properly run a school. 20 degree weather with blinding blizzards is no problem. The adminstration holds school anyway, and it indirectly caused the death of a well-liked senior in 2004. Most of its students are douchebags and, although it appears we are receiving a proper, future-building education, noone who graduates from Starpoint ever actually does anything important with their lives. Noone who goes to Starpoint ever wants to really do anything because the school sucks so much ass and just brings you down. The majority of the faculty consiste of inept, unqualified, lazy teachers. (Examples: Mrs. Solly, Mr. Franco, Mr. Moore) with a few exceptions such as Mr. Miller and Mr. Moran. All in all Starpoint is qualified as the worst school ever and people dread going there every day.
When someone says "School sucks", they are not referring to their school, they mean Starpoint. It's implied.
by Oni April 23, 2005
The sensitive inner rim of the butthole closest to the vagina - hitting this “point” accidentally with the penis can cause your partner to see stars and will likely require a pause in action
Going at it pretty hard last night and accidentally poked her in the starpoint - hurt so much we had to stop and ended up just watching Netflix for the rest of the night
by milpoolSK April 1, 2018
A school located in the middle of no where often times referred to as "star farm". This school is slowly going down the drain after a food fight in 2009 that injured a police dog and left the faculty puzzled. Nothing fun is ever really planned and everything that is attempted to be, fails, despite the acts of an English teacher who runs around and dances. The backbone of the school is a 7 foot tall man who asks for passes and not much else, and his son who was got in trouble for watching child pornography also was employed in the district. But don't worry, the football team also has a horrible record as well as many of the other sports, but that does not keep Starpoint High School from giving it their all. Don't ever expect a snow day from the superintendent because although the school is located in one of the snowiest areas, that's not important! Who cares about safety when the school can get paid more money and invest it in over-sized rocks to make the parking lot look "nice"? That is of course the most important thing. If you are planning on attending Starpoint High School make sure that the assistant principal does not see you with anything less then fingertip lengthed shorts on, you will be sent home or forced to sit in a room with a man who never smiles, such punishment, we know. It's all just another happy time at Starpoint High School.
by Debbie Atkins January 29, 2011
Starpoint High school is a school in southern Niagara County. It is basically all the left over shit from other school districts such as Lockport North Tonawanda and Niagara-Wheatfield. It is full of wannabe thugs, hicks know as deer gang, and white spoiled brats from the surrounding deveploments. Administration and teachers, pretends to care and help the students, but they don't care. It takes 20 mins to pull into the school because of the morons that cant drive. Also the school has sport teams that are a constant disappointment. The halls are harassed by a crazy English Teacher, who sprints and sings through the halls. The most famous person from Starpoint is the Oklahoma city bomber named Timothy McVeigh. Going to the bathroom students need a teacher so we don't vape. Starpoint is just like the Gilded age new and shiny on the outside but on inside its a shit hole full of assholes and dougebags}.
by BET_ME January 17, 2020
by guy who hates starpoint March 27, 2023