Starching

A sexual activity between (normally gay) partners. One goes on a high starch diet for an extended period, this will cause them to produce solid rigid turds. They then go ass to ass and one shits a big turd into the other waiting a-hole

Have you seen what J's eating? He must be getting ready for some serious starching.

by TheDatabaseSucksAss April 23, 2010

Starched

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

by TheJDH November 8, 2016

starch

Nicely turned out, presentable, made the effort to look nice...

Devised by famous television writer Rox Harvey

as in 'wow - you look starch!'

by starchy June 14, 2006

Starch

To dispatch your opponent in dominant fashion.

"Did you see that fight last weekend? That guy got straight up starched.

by High Plains Drifter April 17, 2008

Starch

(verb) knock out such that the victim's muscles become tense and the body appears to stiffen.

Dan Henderson starched Michael Bisping at UFC 100.

by herat17 October 26, 2009

Starched

A term used to describe someone who is getting a stiff deal. Generally this is in a work situation where the individual is being royally fucked for all to see.

‘This is fucked. Everyone else is sitting on their arses while I’m out here getting Starched’.

‘Where is the Carpenter?’
‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’.

‘How is the divorce going?’
‘The lawyer Starched me.’

by Zoltan Technician October 18, 2018

starch

weed that you smoke in a bong, bucket or pipe

Wheres the starch man?

by Phil Dayooper June 14, 2007