Stapleface 

1.Adj: To be well known by many people from many places.2. To be the friend that connects a group together.

John: "Yes we met through Dee, she's such a stapleface around campus."

Scott: "Oh, so thats how you and Jenny met."

Stapleface by St.Crispin September 1, 2010

staleface 

to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective

Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*

staleface by HaveNoFearStalefacingHoeIsHere April 7, 2010

stalefate 

being in a situation where no matter what you do, you cannot avoid harsh consequences.

If I tell my parents, I'll be grounded for eternity. If I don't, they'll eventually find out and then ground me for eternity. Either way, I'm in a stalefate.

stalefate by brach95 February 22, 2011

staleface 

Two opposing people stare at each other without any facial movements such as smiling.The one who breaks thier facial expression first is the loser

Hey eric, staleface right now!

staleface by dblake December 4, 2007

stupeface 

dumbass person

he was such a stupeface he forgot to put his emergency brake on; now his boat, trailer and truck are in the river.

stupeface by waterwoman June 20, 2011