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Stannerz 

The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.

The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'

Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.
I hear when they had sex he came in less than a minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!
Stannerz by megagem June 15, 2010
Related Words

Starmerring

Starmerring (verb): an ineffectual and impotent repetition of phrases, ostensibly meant to be in opposition to other politicians but never achieving anything.
Once again, Keir's starmerring did little to impress anyone.

As he starmerred in response to the Prime Minister, observers hung their heads in despair.
Starmerring by Airfix Twin October 20, 2020
To speak or utter with sudden involuntary pauses and repetitions of initial letters. this mainly occurs with people who generally talk fast and they are known to be short tempered. Most times, stammering develops from childhood.
Audrey stammers when she talks, Especially when she is tensed or angry.
Stammer by Qachosky May 21, 2014
This is when the man stands on something like a bed and the girl is standing on the floor while giving a BJ. All parties are standing for the duration of the BJ. It doesn't have to occur on a bed it can happen in the woods on a rock, on the stairs, any number of places.
I got a stander on the ottoman last night.
Stander by ElPachanga May 13, 2013

By Stander Effect 

To become paralyzed, or not really knowing what to do, being scared and just watching.
Man: What do you call this when you see for example, a man is beating the hell out of his wife and you do not know what to do?
*out of nowhere from awkward silence
CB: Uhm, By Stander effect!
Man: Correct, what does it mean?
CB: Uhm *thinks, like your paralyzed or don't know what to do.
By Stander Effect by CBystander October 14, 2011
Starmer (noun) A form of speech impediment akin to a Stammer, a Starmer however results in pauses between words which last many week's or even months.

Starmer (verb) Speak with lengthy pauses between words so as to avoid political options until after results or consequences can be observed.

See also - Hindsight, Pusillanimous and Starmerring.
Kier's starmer prevented him from contemporaneously commenting on Boris's Covid 19 economic recovery plans.
starmer by The Pink Unicorn February 21, 2021