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3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.
I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!
3/4 Stance by will bitten March 6, 2017
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The best ship in existence, theorized to be created by our god pickle rick himself.
Guy 1:Hey, did you see the season 2 finale?

Guy 2: no

Guy 1: me neither but Starco is the best ship ever.
Starco by Hydragetic | PS4 July 26, 2017

Stanchester 

A pile of shite with the grumpiest bitches for teachers and we send the retards to the hub. Let’s go
Stanchesters Miss burrow is a grumpy bitch.
abbreviated form of 'substantial'; large, great; important; rad, fucking awesome..
Holy fuck! This burrito is fuckin' stanch!
stanch by Herbert Von June 10, 2019

barry stanton 

Proper brexit fella, loves his carling.
Barry Stanton is a true English patriot
A ship from a kid's show "Star vs. The Forces of Evil" that puts together Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz. This ship got much more attention than usual in March of 2018 when, in the episode "Booth Buddies", they kissed. Afterwards, the ship war became much more serious. Nothing much more happened with the ships as the show went onto hiatus. But then (SPOILER ALERT, sorry) , in episode 19 "The Right Way/Here to Help", there was a scene where Star and Marco talked about their feelings and then Star asked Marco if they could kiss, and Marco said please. Then, they shared kind of a long kiss, in a way. Afterwards, they just stared at each other with sparkly eyes. Then, Star noticed that there had been an audience of farm animals gathered around them. Starco is also, on the SVTFOE wiki, the most visited ship page as of May 13, 2019, as well as being a fan favorite (and my favorite as well) ship.
Me: hey did you see the new episode of stfoe yesterday?
Person: yes i loved it!
Me: did you see the starco kiss?
Person: YeS!
Me: And did you just scream like a fangirl when you saw it, just like me?
Person (now screaming): YES!!!