The "most ghetto" part of CT. It is a half urban, half suburban city where 80% of the people are black or Hispanic. The other 20% of the people are Italian, Polish, or Indian. All the white people are wiggers. The teenagers are the worst part. They act like they are so poor and live in the most dangerous city in the world. Well those people are idiots live in C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I-C-U-T. There is no "ghetto" when it comes to CT. Stamford is also a low-crime city, but the dumbass teenagers try to make you think different. Nowadays they attempt to make it dangerous. All the girls are sluts, starting at age 11 when they haven't even began puberty. Now all middle schoolers want to be "badass" so they smoke, drink, and do drugs. They make fun of their neighboring towns, Greenwich, and Darien, for drugs when they do the exact same fucking thing. Now, what they wear. All the girls buy shit from the mall and pretend they can't afford most stuff there. Everyone wears Jordan's and Nike's. Let's just conclude that the teenagers/preteens are shitheads. Now, what is there to do? All the shitheads go to the mall five times a week doing nothing and during the summer they go to the disgusting polluted beach. There is literally shit coming from people in there. Conclusion: Stamford's people fucked up, but the city is not so bad.
Greenwich kid: : Let's go to the Stamford, CT mall and buy some clothes from Abercrombie!
Darien kid: Yeah let's go! We will be the only one's buying things in there though. All the Stamford shitheads can't afford it because they are poor!
Stamford kid: b!tch yuuu $t00p!d @$$ cUnt!!!! i w!ll be@t y0 a$$ wit mah bitchz on mah side. iightt? wh0 yuu tinkk yuu rrrr s@y!N d@t sh!t. yu r!ch a$$ sn0b b!tch i w!ll fuCK yu up!!
Darien kid: Yeah let's go! We will be the only one's buying things in there though. All the Stamford shitheads can't afford it because they are poor!
Stamford kid: b!tch yuuu $t00p!d @$$ cUnt!!!! i w!ll be@t y0 a$$ wit mah bitchz on mah side. iightt? wh0 yuu tinkk yuu rrrr s@y!N d@t sh!t. yu r!ch a$$ sn0b b!tch i w!ll fuCK yu up!!
by Stamford sucks. August 9, 2011
stamford is the biggest ghetto in fairfield county. we can't stand it when dumb mexicans and blacks come into greenwich from stamford to bother us. they just know that they are too poor to afford greenwich real estate. half of this town is white, and there are no country clubs in this town. everyone is poor, and there are stabbings and shootings at the public schools almost every week.
by badassprep June 2, 2005
Ahhh Stamford yeah it’s nice till you move in smell the air filled with weed and then you get your new bike maybe for your job?? Oh wait I don’t have one it got stolen again, I love Stamford’s nice downtown yk I go to the mall literally the only place you can go this place fucking suck please don’t move to west side of Stanford if you ain’t about it.
by By nigha in the west side June 23, 2019
A semi-affectionate term from local Cockney/East/North Londoners for male members of the Jewish-Hasidic sect, who reside in the area. Engendered by the wearing of largish hats, curly sideburns and long coats.
"Watch out for that Stamford Hill Cowboy mate, he'll park his Volvo on your foot. He knows he's going to Heaven. And drives like it."
by Rev. A Ringer. December 9, 2011
aka Sir Syrup Waffles by some, is sometimes labelled as "founder of singapore" when he came to singapore when the british specifically mentioned not to and was like "nah now u are colonised L bozo" and was colonised until 1965, when it gained independance. also he did nothing to the development of Singapore. John Crawfurd is the real founder of Singapore and not Sir Stamford Raffles
"omg its sir syrup waffles hes my super idol!" your best friend excalimed excitedly
person 1: oi cher whats sir stamford raffles
person 2: bodo its a person lah u
person 1 : oi stop it lah so mean
person 2 : ok lol
person 1: oi cher whats sir stamford raffles
person 2: bodo its a person lah u
person 1 : oi stop it lah so mean
person 2 : ok lol
by X_CheeseFries_X April 25, 2022
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