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Stalkavation 

(Gerund form - Stalkavating)
The process of digging out the immature posts and updates of a person years back on the internet and sharing it to the world by giving a rebirth to it by commenting or sharing. The person who carries out this process is called a Stalkavator.

--> When Stalkavation happens very common around the globe at the same time. It's a called a Stalkvacalypse.

--> Common Stalkavators are assholes, retards and broken hearts.
-->Erradication of Stalkavation is possible, once examinations for the Stalkavators begin. Or you shall Stalkavate them back. It'll usually stop them. But if you do so, you become one Stalkavator too. This is why it's so infectious.
"Man, why these motherfuckers commenting on my birthday photos which I uploaded 4 years ago?"
"Well, same here, stalkavators everywhere out there man."
"This is too much, why is EVERYONE doing it?!"
"Swag, Yolo, Stalkavacalypse".

Stalkavation for the destruction.
Stalkavation by Free-D December 26, 2013
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Stalkcation 

Noun; A long distance stalking vacation timed around the location of a former lover, celebrity crush, or relationship undefined worthy of creeping on.

Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.
I peeped her insta and she all up in the 4seasons. so I banged out some PTO for a stalkcation AND

DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.

Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.
Stalkcation by kungfumermaid March 28, 2016
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Stalkation 

A disturbing, obsessive level of stalking that surpasses anything believable. Stalkation is worse than irritation—it’s an all-consuming invasion of your peace, space, and spirit. It goes beyond ordinary harassment—it’s a suffocating, invasive pattern of behavior that creates emotional exhaustion, psychological discomfort, and a deep sense of violation.
It’s not just annoying and irritating; it’s mental and spiritual disturbance that disrupts peace, safety, daily life, and new beginnings.

I created this term to describe a level of stalking that’s disturbingly real but often dismissed. If you know, you know.
“This isn’t just stalking… it’s stalkation. It’s worse than irritation—it’s spiritual harassment.”
“His stalkation had reached new heights—fake pages, pop-ups at random places, even weird glitches on my phone. It’s like a horror movie with no credits.”
“The stalkation got so intense, it started messing with my energy and spirit.”
Stalkation by RitaSparkles June 30, 2025