Stallinnium is a chemical of the Periodic Table, and was first discovered in 1968 when blood samples of Soviet citizens were taken. There are traces of Stallinnium in Post-soviet citizen's blood, most present in Russian and Belarusian blood, and it causes extreme nationalism and patriotism. Stallinnium can be poisonous or fatal if injected into non post-soviet citizen's blood, especially so in German and American blood. However, British and French blood have a bit of a resistance to the negative effects, often resulting in Germans and Americans making blood oaths with them.
Doctor: Your blood has significant amounts of Stalinnium
Patient: GO, RUSSIA!!!!!
by SebaliMotherTrucker October 27, 2023
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