when a man sticks his dick in a woman so deep that the cum heats up and turns into white chocolate it is then eaten by the women as she rides on his dick like a staliom
A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.
Friend: "That guy just killed like 50 people! How did he do that?"